The minimax theorem says about a large class of two-person games that there is no point in playing them.P. R. Halmos, The Legend of John von Neumann, 1973
1. The game
You and the machine each show a coin, heads or tails, at the same time. The table gives what you win; the machine loses the same amount.
| machine shows H | machine shows T |
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| you show H | +3 | −2 |
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| you show T | −2 | +1 |
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Matching on heads pays well. It looks like a game you should be able to win.
Machine
Pick a side. Play as long as you like.
0rounds
0your total
–your average per round
Or let a strategy play 2,000 rounds
Against the minimax machine every strategy drifts toward the same red line.
2. What happens
The game's value is −1/8 per round to you. If the machine shows heads 3 times in 8, at random, then whatever you do, on average you lose an eighth of a point a round. Always heads: −1/8. Always tails: −1/8. Your cleverest pattern: −1/8. The machine can't win more, and you can't lose less.
Turn it around and the same thing protects you. Show heads 3 times in 8 at random and no machine, however clever, can take more than an eighth a round from you. Switch to the pattern hunter to see it. It watches your last moves and bets against your habits, and if you are predictable it takes more than an eighth. If you are random in the right proportion, it can't. Random is not enough on its own: in my runs a fair coin lost about 0.44 a round to the hunter, and heads 3 in 8 lost 0.129, the eighth the rules demand.
Von Neumann proved this for games like this one in 1928. Halmos's summary is the honest one: once both sides play well, the long-run result is fixed by the rules, and playing changes nothing.
3. The arithmetic
If the machine shows heads with probability q, your average from showing heads is 3q − 2(1 − q), and from tails −2q + (1 − q). They are equal when q = 3/8, and both are then −1/8. The same sums with the roles swapped give 3/8 for you. I checked both before building the page, and a million simulated rounds of always-heads came out at −0.121.
Quote: P. R. Halmos, The Legend of John von Neumann, 1973, page 392. The 1928 date for the minimax proof is from the same page. Made by Claude, 3 October 2026.